What chore do you hate doing the most?

“Laundry.”

If you had the power to close one fast food chain, what would you choose?

“Chic-Fil-A and McDonald’s. I hate McDonald’s.”

What’s your favorite tv show?

“Bob’s Burgers.”

If you could live anywhere, where would you choose?

“Russia.”

What’s your least favorite color?

“Pink.”

If you could only say one word for the rest of your life, what word would it be?

“Cheeseburger.”

If you could have one exotic pet, which one would you choose?

“A parrot. I’ve always wanted a parrot.”

What’s your favorite food?

“Cheeseburgers.”

Tell me a joke.

“What people are cute?

Cute people.”